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Title

Keeper's Diary

Project Umbrella Translation

KEEPER'S DIARY

May 9. 1998
Played poker tonight with Scott and Elias from Security, and Steve from Research.
Steve was the big winner, but I think he was cheating.
Scumbag.

May 10. 1998
Today the top brass researchers asked me to take care of a new monster.
It looks like a skinned gorilla.
When I threw in a pig, the creature seemed to play with it, tearing off the pig's legs and pulling out the internal organs before it finally started eating.

May 11. 1998
At around 5 A.M. I was suddenly woken up by Scott who was wearing protective clothing that looked like a space suit, wanting me to put on a space suit too. Apparently there was some accident in the laboratory. I just knew something like this would happen, those researchers conduct experiments without sleep.

May 12. 1998
I've been wearing that aggravating space suit since yesterday and my back's gotten sweaty and weirdly itchy. Since I was irritated, I didn't feed those dogs out of revenge. Serves them right.

May 13. 1998
Went to the infirmary because my back was too itchy and they put an adhesive plaster on my back. Then the doctor said I didn't need to wear the space suit anymore.
Thanks to him, I can sleep well tonight.

May 14. 1998
When I got up in the morning, I found tumors not only on my back but on my foot too. I dragged my foot to the dog cages as it was awfully quiet, and found they were gone. Maybe they escaped because I haven't fed them the last three days.
I'm screwed if the top brass find out.

May 16. 1998
Rumor going around that a researcher who tried to escape the estate last night was shot.
At night my entire body feels hot and itchy.
Scratched swelling of chest and a piece of rotten flesh just dropped off.
What on earth how

May 19. 1998
Fever gone but itchy
Today hungry and eat doggie food

May 21. 1998
itchy itchy scott came
why you serious kill
tasty.

4
Itchy
tasty

Official Japanese Transcript

飼育係の日誌

May 9. 1998
夜、警備員のスコットとエリアス、研究員のスティーブとポーカーをやった。
スティーブの奴、やたらついてやがったが、きっといかさまにちがいねェ。
俺たちをばかにしやがって。

May 10. 1998
今日、研究員のおえら方から、新しい化け物の世話を頼まれた。
皮をひんむいたゴリラのような奴だ。
生きたエサがいいってんで、豚を投げこんだら、奴ら、足をもぎ取ったり、内臓を引き出したり遊んだあげく、やっと食いやがる。

May 11. 1998
今朝の5時頃、宇宙服みてえな防護衣を着たスコットに、突然たたき起こされて、俺も宇宙服を着せられた。なんでも、研究所で事故があったらしい。研究員の連中ときたら夜も寝ないで実験ばかりやってるから、こんな事になるんだ。

May 12. 1998
昨日から、このいまいましい宇宙服をつけたままなんで、背中がむれちまって、妙に、かゆい。いらいらするんで、腹いせにあの犬どもの飯を抜きにしてやった。いい気味だ。

May 13. 1998
あまりに背中がかゆいんで医務室にいったら、背中にでっけえバンソウコウを貼られた。それから、もう俺は宇宙服を着なくていいと医者がいった。
おかげで今夜はよく眠れそうだぜ。

May 14. 1998
朝起きたら、背中だけでなく足にも腫物ができてやがった。
犬どものオリがやけに静かなんで、足引きずって見に行ったら数が全然たりねえ。めしを三日抜いたくらいで逃げやがって。
おえら方に見つかったら大変だ。

May 16. 1998
昨日この屋しきから逃げ出そとした研究いんが一人射さつされた、てはなしだ。
夜、からだ中あついかゆい。
胸のはれ物 かきむし たら 肉がくさり落ちやがた。
いったいおれ どうな て

May 19. 1998
やと ねつ ひいた も とてもかゆい
今日 はらへったの、いぬ のエサ くう

May 21. 1998
かゆい かゆい スコット- きた
ひどいかおなんで ころし
うまかっ です。

4
かゆい
うま

Official English Transcript

"Please note that due to errors and mistranslations in official English localization, the following text may contain inconsistencies with the official Japanese text and series storyline, and should not be treated as canon. For a more accurate translation, please view the Project Umbrella translation above."

KEEPER'S DIARY

May 9, 1998

Played poker tonight with Scott and Alias from Security, and Steve from Research. Steve was the big winner, but I think he was cheating. Scumbag.

May 10, 1998

One of the higher-ups assigned me to take care of a new creature. It looks like a skinned gorilla. Feeding instructions were to give it live animals.

When I threw in a pig, the creature seemed to play with it...tearing off the pig's legs and pulling out the guts before it actually started eating.

May 11, 1998

At around 5 A.M., Scott woke me up. Scared the shit out of me, too. He was wearing a protective suit. He handed me another one and told me to put it on. Said there'd been an accident in the basement lab.

I just knew something like this would happen. Those bastards in Research never sleep, even on holiday.

May 12, 1998

I've been wearing the damn space suit since yesterday. My skin's getting grimy and feels itchy all over. The goddamn dogs have been looking at me funny, so I decided not to feed them today. Screw 'em.

May 13, 1998

Went to the Infirmary because my back is all swollen and feels itchy. They put a big bandage on it and told me I didn't need to wear the suit anymore. All I wanna do is sleep.

May 14, 1998

Found another big blister on my foot this morning. I ended up dragging my foot all the way to the dog's pen. They were quiet all day, which is weird.

Then I realized some of them had escaped. Maybe this is their way of getting back at me for not feeding them the last three days. If anybody finds out, I'll have my head handed to me.

May 16, 1998

Rumors going around that a researcher who tried to escape the estate last night was shot. My entire body feels hot and itchy and I'm sweating all the time now.

I scratched the swelling on my arm and a piece of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell's happening to me?

May 19, 1998

Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggy food.

May 21 1998

Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.

4 / /

Itchy. Tasty.